关于高中生活的英语三分钟对话

不懂的问我哈！

A: Hi, long time no see! Pal
B: Hi, How are you doing! You’ve lost for a long time. Where have you been?
A: Yeah, I was trained in a university for a chemistry Olympic competition.
B: Cool! How many days?
A: Half a month.
B: Well, a little bit long. Tough?
A: What do you mean? The training process，chemistry test questions，or something else?
B: I mean all of them.
A: Well, the training process, it’s really horrible, and I don’t wanna talk about it.
B: Come on, I’d like to know.
A: Okay, we were tortured everyday. I thought it was a small piece of cake, but when I got there, I found I’m totally wrong. Every time when the teacher put……
B: Stop it! Please don’t say the word “teacher”, it makes me nervous.
A: what a funny guy!
B: there’s nothing funny about this!
A: What’s wrong with you? You’ve been tortured by your teacher again?
B: Oh, god, I’ve told you, do not mention that word again.
A: I’ m sorry!
B: That’s really a nightmare. No, nightmares.
A: I can see that. Tell me some about that.
B: forget about it, I don’t wanna talk about it too.
A: no, it’s not fair!
B: ok, well, I don’t know what he is made of?
A: who? Oops!
B: Don’t be a jerk. I am avoiding that word as possible as I can to protect my fragile heart.
A: ok. You keep your sense of humor all the time.
B: Just cut the crap and listen to me!
A: all by ears!
B: one day when I was smoking in my dorm, he suddenly came in like a ghost. I almost swallowed the cigarette butt when I saw him.
A: well, he’s right. Smoking is quite bad to your health. You should not do this any more! And what’s the consequence?
B: well, sweeping the floor of my classroom for a whole week.
A: you deserve it!
B: And I’m not stupid, I just picked the wastepaper and removed the dust on the runway to the ground under the table.
A: I don’t get it
B: to make the classroom is seemed clean, but the dust is still there. I just hide it.
A: and I think you hide the garbage too.
B: You’re a genius! How do you know that?
A: Dogs always eat shit. Where did you hide the garbage?
B: Under the platform！
A: If he knows these, you are a dead man!
B: hey, we are brothers right? You wouldn’ta leak the secret!
A: of course! I’m your fast friend!
B:ok, ooh, it’s almost lunch time, it’s my treat this time! What are you in mood for?
A: let’s go and see.